Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

toilet bruises

a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.

my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...

by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010

whiskey bruises

the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.

"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"

"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"

by John Gober May 8, 2008

love bruises

bruising that is usally found the day after a wild, kinky sex session.....found usally on shoulders, arms, legs and/or buttocks. A GOOD SIGN THAT THE NIGHT WENT WELL!!!!!!!

"WOW, dave must have porked u hard last night, u have LOVE BRUISES all over you...... im soo jealous....."
" oh yes, he DID!!!!!"

by SEXXXY LIFEGUARD December 24, 2008

chin bruises

Bruises a female gets on her chin when she's giving head and the dude's nuts smack against her chin.

I left bruises on her chin.

by Travman December 3, 2002

Unexplained Bruises

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.

No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?

by Monty_Pythons August 5, 2009

bum bum bruises

A result of rough anal penetration. Where the booty hole is ruptured and you can't walk no more.

John: I was just raped by a giraffe. He gave me bum bum bruises!

Peter: sucks to suck man!

Julia: oh that's so sad you need help to crank that soulja boy.

John: i have a need for more now please send help to giraffe.

by BigJohnPeePeeMan69 November 14, 2022