Brotien

When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.

Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.

by Kumakaze September 14, 2018

brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.

Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.

by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015

Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

by JadeJj May 3, 2021

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."

Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011

Brofidential

adjective; meaning that something is only to be spoken about between two or more dudes/bros

Bret: Brofidentially, do you think I could get with Katy at the party tonite?

Keith: Totally dude, I won't tell her ex if you won't

by El-Hombre-De-Arena January 8, 2012

Brofidentiality

noun- a strict bond shared between two bros that talk about something that cannot be shared with chicks, babes, non-bros etc.
can also apply to brocrets that may threaten other bros or chick prospects.

This is full brofidentiality.

OK, not telling your girl about this.

by BroMan101010101 September 17, 2012

brovide

the action of douchebags crowd funding other douchebags

I totally wanted to go to Ibiza this summer but had no cashola. Thankfully, people were stoked on my kickstarter campaign and brovided.

by people shooting hat July 16, 2018