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A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
by kingofcheese February 24, 2009
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Get the Bro Pile mug.A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.
See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK
See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK
Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.
Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.
Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.
by Smollie October 21, 2009
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Dave: “Is Shaun spending the night with his girl?”
Greg: “no he got bropilled, he’s coming over to hang with us”
Greg: “no he got bropilled, he’s coming over to hang with us”
by newtdude64 August 5, 2020
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My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.
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