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Bronie

People who have jumped on the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic bandwagon, they are usually 14-40, 99% of Bronies are anti-social virgins who force there beliefs upon one. They are often laughed upon in real life non-internet users.
MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Hey i watch My Little Pony, i can also sing the themetue in German.

Class: *Laughs*

MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.
by ieatpeoplebecauseican January 10, 2012
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Bronie

Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.

These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.

They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!

Bronie: My Little Pony

Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?

Bronie: :( yes

Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
by Dr.SillyBuns November 20, 2011
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Bronie

A male who is strangely addicted to watching 'My Little Pony' .
This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.

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Example #1

(On the phone)

"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"

"Nah, I can't"

"Why?"

"My little pony is on next"

(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)

"HELLO?"

...

(Hangs up)

Example #2

(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)

GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"

BF: " No."

GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"

BF: " I still love you..."

GF: "It doesn't seem like it"

BF: " I do i swear!"

GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"

BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"

GF: " WHY???"

BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"

GF: " your a what?"

BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"

GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"

BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)

GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"

BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
by April Ramsay August 8, 2012
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Bronie

A "man" who loves My Little Pony. He also loves cats and all of their fabulous glory. This "man" will usually pass out before the children's bedtime and after only downing 2 Bartles & Jaymes Berry Melon Bonanzas.
"Tonight on SportsCenter ..... LSU wins over Florida. And this just in: A bird legged man gets demoted thanks to a cat loving Bronie who became a "man" for the first time in 36 years"

"Nacy is such a Bronie."
by BillyBoBinkins October 12, 2013
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Brony

From Wikipedia:

Brony is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Krzyżanów, within Kutno County, Łódź Voivodeship, in central Poland. It lies approximately 12 kilometres (7 mi) south of Kutno and 40 km (25 mi) north of the regional capital Łódź.
The village has a population of 80.
When I was in Poland, I visited Brony!
by udusers1 November 4, 2011
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Brony

An adult male fan of the 4th generation version of the show "My Little Pony". There are many kinds of bronies, such as Passive Bronies who care about the opinions of others and just watch the show, then there are the nazi bronies who obsess over it, Turn Unrelated Characters Into Ponies, and spam it on unrelated websites and try to assimilate people. Anti Brony Groups Have Been Established, Tho Half Of Them Can't Tell Right From Wrong.
(Passive Brony) " Hey Do You Watch MLP?"
(Non Brony) "Nah, Not My Slice Of Pie"
(Passive Brony) "I Respect That, Just You Should Try It Sometime"
(Nazi Brony) "HURR DURR YOU DON'T LIKE MLP? BURN IN HELL HURR DURR"
(Passive Brony) *Sees Nazi Brony* "That Guy Is Why We Are Hated On The Internet, Don't Listen To Him, Go Hide Now, Plz"
(Non Brony) "Ok"
(Nazi Brony) "THIS COULD BE A NEW WORLD ORDER! DONT RESIST IT"
(Passive Brony) *Gets Out SPAS-12 And Fires At Nazi Brony* "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things! Your A Disgrace To Our Fandom!"

(Nazi Brony) "Fourm Mods Asleep, Force Ponies."
by OddOddishIsOdd December 29, 2013
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Brony

A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

Other spellings: Bronie
Plural spellings: Bronies
Female 1: Have you seen the My Little Pony cartoon?
Female 2: Yes! It's so cute and awesome!
Male 1: I've seen it as well.
Female 1: You're the coolest brony ever!
by KLP507 January 23, 2011
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