cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Fuck it, bro!

A strategy for making everyday life decisions that may be dangerous, illegal, or capable of hurting another's feelings, for example. It may be used when speaking to oneself or to a nearby person. The words "Fuck it bro!" must be uttered out loud for the strategy to apply. Most effective when NOT in the company of a bro.

A: "I seriously don't think you're gonna make that light..."
B: "Fuck it, bro!"
(speeds through the light)

"Well, I could either finish this paper due in two days or answer this text message for a booty call from Hot Guy A. Fuck it, bro!"
(pulls out cell phone)

by Roland the headless May 11, 2009

fuck me daddy and step bro

It’s where your dad and you step brother are fucking you

Yessss fuck me daddy and step bro

by Hiippl December 8, 2020

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Bro Fucker

Bro Fucker: A female who only has sex with jock's and tools (bro's)

Nic: Hey did you know Laci was a bro fucker?
Jamie: Damn dude she fucked the whole football team.

by iHateYouAll69 May 11, 2013

Bro Fucker

A girl who fucks you and then fucks one of your bros!!!!

You're a bro fucker!

by Bro Fucker May 18, 2021

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.

Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

by KarlMarxishot December 25, 2021