Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.

-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"

by GangsterJew October 3, 2011

Bro’s-w-Benefits

Gay Brothers that spend a lot of time together behind closed doors. Quite often noises are heard from within that can be associated with gurgling, dry reaching & only what could only be described as 2 fish being slapped together in a fast rhythmic motion.

Father: “damn those boys enjoy each other’s company”
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020

Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

Bro's Bro

The ultimate bro. The person who a normal bro strives to be like. He is usually the big dick of the fraternity, or whatever social circle he's part of for that matter. He can play 14 games of Beirut and still be game to play a whole nine innings of Wiffle-Beer. He is usually found wearing extra fresh bro's clothes (e.g. Polo cap with leather adjustable buckle, rugby shirts, designer sweats, etc). A bro's bro's apartment is usually equipped with a bar.

Could also referred to as a "bro of a bro"

Bro: What are you doing this weekend?

Bro's bro: I'm playing in this flag football tournament in Vegas. Plane leaves in a few hours, gotta get a quick workout in before I board - should be a fun flight, I'm gonna get fucked up!

Bro: You're the man!

by yiseowl September 2, 2010

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 22, 2008

bro's & ho's

used normally to describe annoying frat boys and sorority girls,sometimes used for jocks and meatheads and ditzy girls.

All the people in the sports bar were total bro's and ho's.

by erin October 26, 2004

Bro’s before hoes

To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her

Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.

by Big chungaaaassss November 29, 2019