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bristol pusher

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019
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britbong

1: "ELLO M8S HOW IT GOIN'?"
2: "Fuck off britbong."
by TopTopLel October 20, 2013
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Anthony Brito

Anthony Brito is a wise young man who enjoys listening to summrs and eating on his free time. Anthony holds fantastic qualities such as his impeccable humor, ability to be very passionate towards others, an abundance of emotional intelligence, as well as his considerable charm that allows him to attract one specific person of the opposite gender. Anthony is a truly phenomenal persona.
P1:Did you see that super ultra mega hot dude who just walked in?!

P2: Yeah, that’s Anthony Brito too bad he only likes this one girl 😞
by Beans and rice3000 June 27, 2022
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Ulla Britta Smitta Fitta

A sentence a Swedish man used to describe his cat
by UllaBrittaSmittaFitta June 15, 2020
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Bristol Rainbow

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011
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Brittenee

A girl who is positive, strong, confident, unique, adventurous, caring, funny, loyal and truly beautiful on the inside and out. They will never let you down and will always be there for you to talk for hours on end. Such a teaser but a very loving person. Someone that anyone would be honoured to call their best friend or girlfriend or even both.
That Brittenee is such an incredible person... pretty dam fine too!
by shnookums23 June 19, 2011
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bristol plymouth

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.
Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?
by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017
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