Bridesmen

A male in the bride's wedding party that is equivalent to a bridesmaid in duty and position.

The bride has nothing but male friends, so instead of bridesmaids she has bridesmen

by punktilious21 November 21, 2010

Bridesmaid

bridesmaid
noun
1.
a girl or woman, usually one of several, who accompanies a bride on her wedding day."her sister asked her to be chief bridesmaid"
2.
informal
a person who never attains a desire or goal.

Rickie Fowler, (2014 Golf season).
"Rickie is having a good season, but seems a long way away from a major whilst being a bridesmaid to Rory wee-mac"

by Noddy Japan August 11, 2014

Bridesmoose

A busty chubby bride vacuum-sealed into a very shiny and cheap dress for the purpose of marrying some poor bastard - the final step in springing her loser trap. She will never fit into that dress ever again because within a very short time she will morph into a tittipotamus.

"What happened?? - the Rev says, "I now pronounce you man and wife" and then BOOM and there's scraps of maroon satin flying all over the place!" "It's your Bridesmoose, man! She blew up into a tittipotamus in record time! Keep her away from the buffet!"

by Treeple February 5, 2009

brism

Brism is the best server on discord and you should probably join it because it’s so cool and funny and epic

Brism is so ga- I mean cool I love it!

by bigzok123 December 7, 2020

Bridesmaided

To one up a person who knows a mutual friend like in the speech in the movie Bridesmaids.

"I have been friends with her for 5 years."
"Well I have been friends with her for 6 years and dated her husband in HS."
"I have been friends with her for 20 years, my kids know her kids, and our husbands go to the pub together every weekend. "

Person #3 just bridesmaided you both.

by Ven Detta July 17, 2021

Isak Brissman

He is a fricking good no one is better than him. He get all the laydies and everyone loves him. Hes dick is the biggest ever.

If you see him you will die of his beautiful hair and face.

Isak Brissman our god.

by My_dick_is_small June 3, 2019

Bridesmaid

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me

Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?

by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017