Butcher: So what will you have today?
Customer: I prefer the chicken breast you have there on the left.
Butcher: I am sorry, but I do not recommend that, how abut the thighs?
Customer: No, bitch! I asked for the goddamn breast, now give them to me.
Mofo.
Butcher: (Goes to wrap chicken breast and weigh for price then
hands to enraged customer)
Customer:
Thank you.