Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"

by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Braitism

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

Booty baptism

The act of loosing ones virginity.

Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.

by sajamas January 29, 2014

french baptism

pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head

"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."

by tonyynot May 3, 2008

mung baptism

mung baptism is usually done to a "virgin" munger as a sort of initiation after his first mung outing. After preforming mung one sprinkles mung juice on the once virgins head. It's pretty much a one way ticket to hell.

Now that you've finally had sex and eaten out a dead person, we must now preform mung baptism on you.

by Tyler Roberts November 7, 2007