brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

by Boba black May 4, 2018

Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.

Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

Brandon's trigger

A person named StarryEmo (Starry for short), also known as Purple Kenny, The human embodiment of South Park, and THE Izuru Kamukura Simp.

They are known to harrass the YouTuber BrandonPlaysStuff by trying to bypass his bans and contact him, even though he has told them that he doesn't want to be near them anymore. They have a lot of alts. Geez.

Brandon's trigger has no life.

by nobodyimportantlol March 9, 2022

brandon’s mom

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020