Boston Red Sox 

The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!

The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick

Boston Red Sox by The last name meadows is gay July 9, 2011

Boston Red Sox 

A Major LEague Baseball team in the American League east division. This team could never compete with the New York Yankees having won 26 world championchips. boston has won only 6. And it looks like once again in the 2007 season of MLB the Sox might go on to lose the division title to the encroaching New York Yankees

Dude, the Boston Red Sox lost again.
Yeah I know man, but look at those Yankees! They won again!

Boston Red Sox by Cheesemonsta October 9, 2007

Boston Red Sox 

A baseball team that causes people to shit their pants whenever they hear the team's name. The Red Sox are a team that is basically built on the hate for another team (the Yankees) and use ghost stories and other bullshit to get fans. Similar to Christianity

They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.

The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.

The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.

Boston Red Sox by Roki May 4, 2008

boston red sox 

a team in MLB which has not yet accepted being a bad team. they think that they are so high and mighty that they came back from 3-0 in 2004. get over it! they also think that they are the team to beat now that they won the WS in 2007; that was 9 months ago!

"those boston red soxs beat the yankees in 2004!!"

"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"

boston red sox by crazy-man August 22, 2008

Boston Red Sox 

see Masshole,team or group of fans highly associated with the act of choking or being total losers.

Joe..see that mouthy loser Boston Red Sox fan over there?He's a real Masshole!

Boston Red Sox by jim the okie April 13, 2008

Boston Red Sox 

Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.

SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!

Boston Red Sox by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Boston Red Sox 

see Masshole,team or group of fans highly associated with the act of choking or being total losers.

Joe..see that mouthy loser Boston Red Sox fan over there?He's a real Masshole!

Boston Red Sox by oklahoma April 13, 2008