A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
by gooooooch June 2, 2009
Get the Al Borland's Hammermug. by Longschlongstan April 15, 2022
Get the Joe Borlandmug.