Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

by Smister Loan September 30, 2008

boggled

when u have a lot of shit going through your head (Levi)

Levi boggled my mind when he wouldn't stop trippin.

by Stephani & Tristan July 25, 2004

shnoz boggled

To be so drunk you lose control of your actions and bodily functions

I got shnoz boggled at my cousin's baptism and I puked cuervo all over the priest.

by Dirk Crimminale January 20, 2006

Bongled

A laptop that is completely fucked

here mate, this laptop is bongled

by Brokied IT June 20, 2022

burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

by nater6069 November 20, 2011

bortled

when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure

The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.

or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.

by Wookieedog August 15, 2017

booty boggled

when something quite interesting has been said

"bro just left me booty boggled"
After Sarah's speech, the audience was booty boggled"

by boggler123 April 2, 2023