Bootiest

When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.

-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!

by BigBootyStalker May 17, 2014

bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

by Steve January 6, 2003

boothism

The ability to provoke hatred in others simply by being yourself.

Man, that dude excels at Boothism. Makes me wanna Booth his ass.

by John Rotton January 19, 2004

sugar booties

(n.) the Afro-English or ebonics term for homosexual males.

Dude, this is whack! Why they lettin' all them sugar booties in the church?!

by OSUTechtor July 13, 2007

battle of the booties

A war between giant asses.

Those two black ass bitches had a battle of the booties!

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Boothism

An expression of the unshakeable opinion that you are the best at an endevour and that everone else has the skills of an asthmatic rat. The user of such a an expression can not be dissuaded from this opinion especially by logic.

I head on over to your server when i wanna feel good about myself by thrashing n00bs

by TheRev January 13, 2004

Bootyism

1) Like Alcoholism, bootyism is extreme sex addiction triggered by craving booty (hind quarters) to the point of making life unmanageable.

2) Often a poor attempt at humor, bootyism is an ignorant or scathing reference of the religion of Buddhism.

1) A fortune and a career were lost when Hugh Grant's bootyism drove him to get busted buying sex from Divine Brown on the streets of Los Angeles.

2) Chumley was so moronic last night, an attractive woman rushed away from him after he joked about Bootyism being his religion.

by Mojo Filter April 9, 2010