Bookslapped

When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extra work or a detention.

Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.

by REKT_69 February 19, 2017

Boobslap

When a woman slaps a man’s face using her breast while his face is between them. During love making, the “Woman on Top” position has such moments.

The best kind of slap a woman can ever give you is a boobslap.
Lets Boobslap and not bitchslap :)

by Jamesbondkimaa July 15, 2016

Boomslang

This is what you say when you walk into a room and a man or woman is masturbating

Oh no, boomslang.

by HoolzFoolz May 29, 2011

Boomslang

The explosion after the completion of a successful fist bump

Step 1) Find a Friend.
Step 2) Commence the fist bump.
Step 3) After completion of said fist bump, open ones hand.
Step 4) "BOOMSLANG!"

by Damichem Harkol Rakeeto January 29, 2012

boomslang

While a man is standing up and receiving oral he suddenly pulls out, spins around in a circle, and whacks her in the face with his member leaving a penis length mark on the side of her cheek and then yells, "BOOMSLANG, BITCH!!"

I was out with my girlfriend last night and she was giving me this great blowjob and then I totally boomslanged her. She still has the marks.

by Pic Blaynun June 23, 2007

boomslang

When you put your sac in her face and while doing that you yell.....BOOMSLANGIN!!!!!!

i was maylayin this chick in halo 3 while i yelled BOOMSLANG!!!through the mic.

by connor weakley December 24, 2007

Boomslang

The penultimate of all slang lingo. None compare. All of the cool kids in your neighborhood are saying. Until the end of time will this word be used. It`s so dope Shakespeare used it. It can be used as a noun, adjective or a verb. Usually used in association with anything awesome or insane. But also applicable when someone gets owned.

"Bro, that chipati we had last night was totally boomslang!"

"Oh boomslang! Was that a camel spider??"

"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forward on this continent a new nation: conceived in boomslang, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address

by Floppy McNeilton July 27, 2016