bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

booring

A splice of the English 'boring' and 'boor.' This delightful wordplay, suggests the combination of extreme boredom and a kind of passive rudeness that is so contemptuous as to make one wish to vomit. Syn: passe ennui.

That post-Lacanian treatise on Freud's top-left underwear drawer was so 'booring' as to make me vomit.

by snellite September 12, 2009

Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.

"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"

by kimt205 May 27, 2012

boomerang-wang

any male sexual organ which is bent, kinked, curved or otherwise humorously deformed.

Boomerang-Wang is a noun

Ben has a small, purple Boomerang-Wang

by Travis Lally July 1, 2005

Key West Boomerang

When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.

That dude is so gay that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang just to get a piece of ass.

by Mr. Clit June 11, 2006

Boomerang from Cartoon Network

A channel/former block from Cartoon Network that specializes(or at least used to specialize)in showing classic cartoons from the 60s, 70s, 80s, etc. Before the 2014/2015 rebrand, the channel had different blocks, such as Boomeraction and Boomerang Theater. It also used to show WAY more obscure content, like Jabberjaw and Heathcliff. In 2014, it was announced that Boomerang was being rebranded, and later in 2014(2015 in US), the rebrand was sent out, and that rebrand started the downfall of the channel. Although the channel was in decline years before this rebrand, the rebrand itself really made the downfall more apparent. For one, most of the original programming was gone from the channel, such as Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Atom Ant, Top Cat, and many more. This rebrand also replaced the classic and iconic toy style bumpers with generic, 2010s style bumpers, which many people were not happy about. Although the decline of the channel has slowed during the years after the rebrand, the channel doesn't seem to be getting any major changes in it's schedule or its programming. Most of the time nowadays, it's Tom and Jerry and Looney Tunes, with some Scooby Doo and some other cartoon in between. At 11:00PM is when they actually show classic shows from Cartoon Network and Hanna Barbera, but most people would be asleep by this time, so its kind of weird why they do this. Honestly, it isn't looking good for the channel at the moment, hopefully it gets better soon.

Guy 1 in 2004: Hey bro have you watched Boomerang from Cartoon Network! It's really cool!
Guy 2 in 2004: Yeah I have, it's cool I guess.

Guy 1 in 2022: Hey man, remember Boomerang? You know, that channel with the weird bumpers that showed classic cartoons? I wonder what happened to it.
Guy 2 in 2022: Oh yeah, I remember that channel. I heard it got a rebrand in like 2015, and now it barely shows classics anymore.
Guy 1 in 2022: Damn that sucks.

by CrappyMustard February 5, 2022