Bongo cat
Bongo cat by UrbanDIctionaryRandomGuy April 1, 2026
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A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.
Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
bong cat by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
FBI BongoCat
FBI BongoCat by BongoCat January 25, 2019
bongocatto
A second name of (in art) bongocattoapo or jacopo, apo.
Is a mutherfucking little streamer, he love bongo and cats.
U can help us to find him a girlfriend.
If u are virgin, single but u love cats, osu and bongo you can define a bongocatto :3
Is a mutherfucking little streamer, he love bongo and cats.
U can help us to find him a girlfriend.
If u are virgin, single but u love cats, osu and bongo you can define a bongocatto :3
bongocatto by Idkwhoiam-apo November 22, 2021
Mighty Bongocat
When bongocat decided to be mighty it will stand up and show you its super saiyan form bongocat with a muscular human body wow imagine that.
Mighty Bongocat by Mightybongocat the first November 24, 2021
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo by P-Biddy December 22, 2018