yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

by passsnap April 25, 2017

saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

by aretegroup July 29, 2015

bolatito

A name typically used for a soft-spoken black woman who is very skinny, short, rude and talkative. They often think they're hilarious, but oh lord, they couldn't be further from the truth.
They're also notorious grammar nazis.
Their only saving grace is that they're very good listeners, so make pretty good make-shift therapists.

I ran into an extremely short, rude and annoying girl yesterday, I am pretty sure she's a Bolatito. I'd bet my life on it!

by totally not michael January 13, 2022

yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.

Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.

by GioMemes April 25, 2017

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.

Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

by GentooThePenguin June 18, 2011

Bonafide7389

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."

Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.

by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009