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hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
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the Boleyn pamphlet

The Boleyn Pamphlet was written by Eliza Schuyler to reveal her affair with Ms. Anne Boleyn. The pamphlet ultimately ended her and Mr. Lafayette's relationship. Less than two weeks after the Pamplet was published, Anne and Eliza were married and expecting their first child together
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anne boleyn

anne boleyn is a verb used for the cute moment of having/getting a daughter and then (getting) beheaded/beheading by the father/ beheading the person who gave u the daughter
person; 'omg im gonna anne boleyn my wive had a daughter and named her trish'

or; 'im about to get anne boleynd i had a daughter instead of a son'
by deangelisvibesx December 11, 2022
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Ann Boleyn style

The urgency one feels to remove another’s or their own head.
“ Let’s just say that if someone were to take care of my stepmother Ann Boleyn style….. I’d be okay with it.”

Or

“Someone please take care of kenAnn Boleyn style to rid me of this headache.”
by Ecg1986 June 12, 2023
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boleando

Yo estoy boleando.

Nah, Mike is boleando.
by foog42 January 15, 2009
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Boley

A man who has a gigantic penis. Probably larger than a small child if not a fully grown adult.

This penis, however, because of its size, is entirely useless.
Peter Pans a boley, shame for the guy.
by Crickenholme May 21, 2008
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bolen

the envy of both men and women. a brilliant person with more sex appeal than the Victoria's Secret catalog.
"Did you feel that? I just dilated. I think a bolen just walked in the room."

"Yea I totally got that vibe, my panties are soaking wet. There she is - bolen."
by JillianJones November 11, 2006
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