full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.
Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!
by Edman March 07, 2005
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full body massage

A massage including the major portions of the body, i.e. the back, shoulders, legs, feet, arms, hands and neck, sometimes also including pectoral and gluteal muscles.
I would like a full body massage with focus o my shoulders.
by Eura Snotball December 31, 2016
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full body massage

when your whole body be get massaged
Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.
by GeBo November 07, 2004
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mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
by GilvaSunner January 24, 2012
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mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator
"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."
by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008
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