An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
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When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School
Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
by Boner_Man October 19, 2009
Get the Classroom Boner mug.A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.
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Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
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"John Boner's name explains himself."
by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013
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