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Doggy Style Blow Dry

A technique used for blow drying ones hair usually used when one does not own a blow drier. This technique is accomplished by hanging ones head out of the window of the car while driving 30mph or higher depending upon desired effect.
Did you see that girls hair! Looks like she got the doggy style blow dry!

In conversation about hair: Yeah, I don't own a blow drier I just do the doggy style blow dry.
by taos cowboy July 31, 2011
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Kansas Blowdryer

When your getting a blowjob on a rather windy day, you finish into the wind and your girl catches it in her mouth
My girl is pretty talented she was able to pull off a Kansas Blowdryer yesterday.
by Thatoneguy52 September 20, 2017
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Chicago Blowdryer

When you cum into someone’s nose and they take the semen in their nose and blow it hotly out onto the male’s genitals.
Stephanie: I think I want to try the Chicago Blowdryer tonight.

Chad: It’s really cold out in the Windy City.
by City names August 22, 2018
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Bangcock Blowdryer

The act of putting a condom on and rubbing icy hot on it, penetrating a woman in her vagina, pulling out and beating your cock on her clit then blowing on it to cause a burning effect.
Did you hear about the Bangcock Blowdryer I gave Tiffany? She was screaming bloody murder cause her vag was on fire!!
by Razz630 August 27, 2010
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Arizona Blowdryer

While lieing on your back getting a blowjob you blast a huge fart on your girl's face.
This bitch was blowing me and I gave her an Arizona Blowdryer so bad it vibrated her neck.
by David Tobias Levine September 6, 2008
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Alaskan Blowdryer

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.
Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.
by FartFuckington December 18, 2018
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Blow Dry My Grapes

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.
by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008
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