blook

A printed compendium of a blog, available in book form.

I'm not really sure why people would buy a blook when they can just read the blogs for free.

by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

blook

a person who is unnecessarily thought to be intimidating when really, she or he is a pretty nice person.

"But I can't just go over and talk to her, she's intimidating."
"Are you kidding me? She's the nicest girl in the world..."
"I guess. She's a total blook."

by BrownsvilleGirl February 28, 2005

blook

The condition of becoming a moody mary or negative nancy because of having a thelly.

Naplam has really been a blook lately.

by drgroom December 23, 2004

Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

by Banterously-tasty June 6, 2017

Blook Nooks

A white slang word for books. Commonly used by pre-teens who are just starting to use slang.

My teacher is making me read like five blook nooks over spring break! She's such a Cock Blocker! She knows I'm dating her daughter!

by HighSchoolBigBrother813 March 30, 2010

Blook

A portmanteau of “but” and “look”.

“Blook, the nature of the challenges that we’re going to face are immense and one of the things that we know about the presidency is that it’s never the challenges that you expect. It’s the challenges that you don’t that end up consuming most of your time.” - Barack Obama

by sgtmeekly April 10, 2023

Blooks

Portmanteau of “bad” and “looks”.

Person 1: Bro someone stole my quarter pounder today.
Person 2: Damn blooks fr

by keepscrollingkeeplooking January 29, 2023