BloodNinja

1. The funniest ninja that ever lived. He likes vegetables and knows there is nothing more serious than a rhino staring you down.

1. Blood ninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

by Not Blood Ninja February 1, 2010

Bloodline Deceiver

Moon in Timeless Miracle's song "Curse of the Werewolf".

Bloodline deceiver this is my call
I am the blazing full moon
Bloodline deceiver I gaze from above
I bring the madness that makes your blood boil

by tumppi000 June 15, 2011

Bloodys0da

A cool FREAKING mutual 🤬🤬🤬

Oh yeah Bloodys0da is FUCKING POGGERS

by AppleFlavoredCola May 16, 2021

bloodydiarrhea12

Chuuya pfp probably needs a better sleep schedule, has the weirdest camera roll, but is tiktok famous

Whos bloodydiarrhea12?

Oh thats the person with the weird camera roll

by eat.cheese.now August 31, 2021

bloodin

acting like a Blood; doing things the way the Bloods would do it.

what are you going to do?

"i'm gonna be bloodin"

or

"I'm bloodin"

by J BAY BAY October 11, 2007

your bloodline a deadline

if said, the opponents life, along with its entire family, dissolves into space dust. you become ruler of all insults, making you a god. everyone shall submit to you, or else they share the same fate

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:ur sister a mister
person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors

*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*

person1: your bloodline a deadline

*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*

by cheese blended with mayo April 1, 2020

Bloodylip

An underground guitarist/vocalist who started his career in early 2003 mixing death metal riffs and original rap beats. His first Album "Avante Garde" was released in 2005 on DST Productions an Indie label based out of Greenville SC. He later released "The A-Hill Mixtape" with DST underground rappers Dhustla and Kid Insignificant in 2006. He is currently recording and producing music. Due to a life changing experience he has yet to release another album but speculation is that another one is on the way.

Bloodylip, an underground horrorcore metal rapper.

by CapnCrunch1096 March 29, 2009