Belmet

A Helmet designed for your boob. Usually plural as most people have 2 boobs.

Girl #1: My boobs aren't adequately protected :(

Girl #2: WEAR BELMETS AND ULL LOOK COOL WHILE RECEIVING ULTIMATE PROTECTION :)

Girl #1: gee thanks! my life is now complete!

by CoinedByS&J June 28, 2010

belmetron 7000

A Helmet/Bell-end hybrid to the power of 7000. A pedigree BELMET of the highest order.

“Oh look out!! Here comes that Ricky Andrews, he trys so hard at this promoting game but quite clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about - bless him ! What a Belmetron 7000 !!”

by Seri May 15, 2018