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Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.
That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.
by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011
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Kelly Blankenship

Kelly Blankenship is a PE teacher that likes little girls.
"Do you know Kelly Blankenship?"
"Oh yeah, the PE teacher that likes little girls."
by ShahalaMiddleSchool April 9, 2022
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HAPPY BLANKENSHIP

A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!
by Mark M. March 10, 2005
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Karl Blankenship

The act of shitting on your partner's chest, ejaculating on the pile of shit, using the penis to mix the shit and semen, covering the penis in the mixture, and then penetrating your partner in all of their holes. Generally considered extremely sick in nature. A personal favorite of Hollywood actor John Cusack.
I Karl Blankenshiped your girlfriend and your mom last night. So did John Cusack.
by Hobo Joe & Dan June 30, 2010
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blankenshipitis

a virus with symptoms characterized by uncontrollable, pointless laughter caused by thee dakota blakenship
i was contracted blankenshipitis when i heard dakota laugh.
by dako.chafe.blank May 9, 2011
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Annabelle Blankenship

They hate them selfs and everything
by Annabelleprogang October 14, 2022
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Blaze Blankenship

The name Blaze Blankenship means a hot male that pull all the chicks, athletic and almost always has a huge cock. If you have a friend named Blaze you know that he is ready to party and get wasted.
Oh look it is Blaze Blankenship . He is soooooooo hot.
by Joe swifter February 1, 2018
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