black hole

The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.

Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."

by Snac Pac July 15, 2007

black hole

A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.

Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

black hole

A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.

(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."

by Boudin169 March 11, 2009

black hole

Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.

John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.

by FigurinOutLife October 5, 2008

black hole

Any place where things go and aren't likely to ever be seen again, such as The Bermuda Triangle, London (for Aussie singer/actresses), or my sister's bedroom when we lived at home.

Mum: "I'm going to vacuum Ali's room, then make dinner."

Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"

by TrekBec February 4, 2010

black hole

Someone notorious for not returning money borrowed from friends. ie. Steve Turkey

"dude, I wonder how much baby formula that black hole can buy with my money"

by Jeanie April 13, 2006

black hole

In porn, a black hole is when the guy is doing the girl missionary or doggy style, and the camera is behind the guy showing his anus. Staring into the black hole will steal your soul.

I was watching Do It Doggy Style, when they kept showing the guy's black hole. I didn't want to lose my soul, so I turned it off.

by ein wrose September 2, 2010