Black Christmas

On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.

Girl 1: Did you get anything interesting for christmas?
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!

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black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

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The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.

Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block

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