Bitchless Thursday

Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.

It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.

by Philo K May 30, 2013

Bitchole

A term used to describe an individual, generally a male, who in actual fact has developed mannerisms and idiosyncrasies of a women. De-voiding him of all manliness.

"Wow, Josh is acting like such a Bitchole!"

"He's brushing her hair? What a Bitchole!"

"...that's a Bitchole act!"

"Habitual Bitchole"

by Ra, Egypt Pharaoh Corp. March 7, 2013

bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.

Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.

by oreogirl June 18, 2015

bitchbored

When you have no girl and need some attention, you hit up random hoes to occupy your time.

"Bro why are you talking to that hoe"
"I don't know bro, I'm bitchbored."

by AntonioManoloLopez November 26, 2015

bitchoe

when you don't feel like calling someone a cunt or the word bitch just isn't enough...

That bitchoe just pushed me.

by g--$ October 13, 2009

Bitchlette

(n) A Bitchlette (or bitchlet, sometimes bitchlite) is a female from prepubescence into young-adulthood that acts as though she is entitled to everything around her, and as though she is lord and master with everyone else at her beck and call. A bitchlette could also be considered the larval stage of an Entitlement Whore, and is just as often found flipping you off when they run the red while gabbing away into a cellular telephone.

"I saw this girl on TV freaking out because her dad didn't buy her a new Merdedes for her birthday -- she was such a bitchlette."

by B. Couch January 29, 2007

Bitch-pole

When you are having sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, and she unexpectedly whips out a strap-on and fucks you in the ass against your will, thus making you her bitch.

Noun: Dude, I was banging my girlfriend last night and she took out the bitch-pole. My ass is really sore today.

Verb: Dude, she totally bitch-poled you!

by SickBoy5429 January 24, 2015