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Mom's Bitch 

A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.

Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.

It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.

If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.

Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!

Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!

Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!

Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
Mom's Bitch by tsunbot November 3, 2010

Mom's bitch 

Bitch is basically a curse word to be used. So the meaning of the word "Mom's bitch"

is " Mother is a dog and she has a daughter. Who is also a dog. "
E. G. - you/They are MOM'S BITCH.

it means he, she Or they are cursing you through that word. And calling you and your mom both a dog.
Mom's bitch by anonymous November 22, 2021

fuck your bitch of a mom day 

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob 

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho bitch mommy 

Something someone calls you when they have no better comeback to come up with.
"You're a tubby-time-bomb!"
"Well...You're a Psycho bitch mommy!"
Psycho bitch mommy by The mommy January 26, 2010

Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:

1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"
Bitch Moment by N tuda I June 23, 2008

Bitch Momma 

a person who is aggrevating and being a bitch
Bitch Momma by Ryan A. February 11, 2003