Birthday Cake

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.

A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.

by Zomboy October 7, 2009

birthday cake

When a man shits on a plate and smushes it up to look like a cake then jizz's on the top to make it look like icing. Then scrapes the 'cake' on his pubic area and makes a hole in the middle and sticks his cock in the hole. Then he makes someone eat the 'cake' and then suck his cock as a treat afterwards.

A: " John gave me a birthday cake last night, it was my favorite flavor."
b: " Really? Did you get his treat?"
A: "Yeah, it was awesome. Have you ever gotten birthday cake'd?"
b: "No, but it sounds yummy."

by heehee! March 22, 2011

birthday cake

a toilet roll tube with as many joints stuck into it as you can afford/roll/fit into it. one hand placed over the end acts as a "clutch"

hey man, that was a sweet ass birthday cake we had last night

by tumbleweed_t.a. September 29, 2005

Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake - A very small gathering of very close friends or family to come together to converse and enjoy some cake on someone birthday.

Yesterday we got invited to a Birthday Cake for my cousin's birthday.

by Mr_Sancho July 17, 2016

Birthday cake

When you cum on somebody’s face, then spit on them and finish it off with a bitch slap.

Gave that bitch a birthday cake, bitches love birthday cakes.

by eggowaffle February 18, 2019

Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

by Durty Sanchez August 17, 2003

birthday cake

adj.
a guy being mean to a girl
an asshole

justin!
you're being such a birthday cake

by chum August 23, 2007