birdday

like your birthday but when a bird ruins it

a bird poops on you on your birthday

idiot: Happy Birdday

by yeah,sowhat May 10, 2019

bird gay

Someone who spends their time in a desperate attempt to pull non-interested girls by spending time with them laughing at their non-funny jokes and generally brown-nosing them rather than hanging out with their mates (if they have any) until everyone becomes so sick of them that they are shunned by soceity.

This aggravates said mates, prompting them to call the person a 'bird gay'.

Actions and hand signals are also appropriate

"olly is being such a bird gay, as if hes gonna get pussy from her"

by Spazwell January 30, 2009

birdgang

References the Philadelphia Eagles. Arizona Cardinals want to steal the name for their defense but it was originally a nickname for the Eagles; and that's a fact.

The birdgang killed the Cardinals today. Those idiots under utilize Larry Fitzgerald.

by mother_fer December 8, 2013

Birdgasm

1. To be aroused by the mating rituals and/or calls of a Yellow Red Billed Hornbill

2. To have sexual thoughts and/or excitement with a very large seagull

3. Bird feeder sex

" I had my first african birdgasm at the local watering hole today."
"Dude, aren't they the best?"
"Fuck yeah, I was so aroused by its mating calls"

by sweetfhsccrunner June 4, 2009

Birdgarden

One who is so gay as to both garden and watch birds, whether it be at the same time or not.

guy 1: Dude, so i was birdwatching while i was pulling weeds this weeken-

Guy 2: Youre a fucking birdgarden, i dont want to hear it

by Doomb1aze April 25, 2010

Birdgasm

Completing a level of angry birds with only one bird and flipping a shit about it.

John: ohh ohh yes yes! Fuck yeah!
Paul: what happened?
John: I bet the level with only one bird!
Paul: and you had to have a birdgasm about it?

by Fallencrazy December 9, 2012

hap birday skiff

a word of greeting

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!

by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020