bingooch

Sir Bingooch is the world's best goochmacher, he is the founder and CEO of Bingoochenmacher & CO.

Girl: Which goochmacher should I go to, to get the highest quality gooch?
other girl: Sir Bingooch has the best gooch in all the land

by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

Walmart Bingo

To play walmart bingo, all you have to do is google "walmart bingo". find the playing card, and print it. You then go to walmart and attempt to get a row horizontal, vertical, or diagonal! They have squares that say:
- "rat tail" hair style
- kid with no shoes
- unattended crying children

If tou see 'em Cross it off!

I went and played walmart bingo yesterday, almost won, all i needed was a bearded woman!

by LilTibbs April 3, 2009

Dutch Bingo

A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!

Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?

by Dr. VanNistrelroy December 21, 2013

Bingo Bongo

A term expressing an affirmative response or gratitude.

I'd love to go to the party tonight, bingo bongo.

by Thanks for the Memeries July 24, 2017

Bingoochenmacher & CO.

company founded by sir bingooch the goochmacher.

specializes in the machering (selling) of world class gooch.
Ranked #1 in the world for highest quality gooch

anybody who wants to buy some good gooch should go to Bingoochenmacher & CO.

by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.

Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"

by Domestic violins April 27, 2008

Bingo Player

A person who plays poker without thought, logic or care. Often incurs the wrath of people who take the game seriously. Most commonly found in online games.

Man 1: Dude, can you lend me 300k?

Man 2: Why? What the fuck happened to your stash, man?

Man 1: Lost it all to a Bingo Player who went all in on a 5 2 off suit.

Man 2: Damn, Bingo Players. May they all burn in hell.

by morenacapoeirista November 5, 2009