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cool bible banger 

a believer in Jesus Christ who lives like christ and shines his peace but doesn't make non believers uncomfterable when around and doesnt shove their faith down your throat but are willing to talk to you about it if you want to know more
"hey that guys a cool bible banger" "why do you say that" "he told me he was a christian and he acts like one but he doesnt judge me for any thing"
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Bible Bangers 

Bible Bangers are either:

1) Students majoring in biblical studies
or
2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.
1)
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.

2)
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!