Bensussan

Bensussan is by a mile the freshest mathematics teacher i’ve ever met i swear. He’s one of those who wears black shoes and black pant and black sweat. He’s good looking as fuck though and always says « c’est triste ».

Damn, that maths teacher is sweet af!
Bro i think you just met a Bensussan

by Fuckingheartattack March 31, 2022

besus

the shipping of Jesus and Bill Nye.

Hey man my otp is Jesus and Bill Nye wbu.

I'd have to say the same . There's just sm chemistry between Jesus and Bill that i'd have to say Besus as well.

by pexchyam January 2, 2017

Beesus

Beesus is the son of a bee related deity. Beesus is the lord and savior of all bees existing.

"ALL HAIL BEESUS"

by Wonderace1 September 3, 2016

Besus

The ship name between Jesus Chrust and Bill Nye (daddy) The Science Guy.

Omg, Bill and Jesus totally fucked last night! I ship BESUS so harddd!

by BESUS stan December 26, 2016

Besus

it's my classmate blerinë and jesus in one person, who y'all should praise and worship

"imma pray to god now"
"to besus?"
"who the fuck is that?"
*puts hand on their chest* "the one and only we should worship"
"dude wtf?"

yea thats pretty much it

by Zandara November 22, 2019

Besus

it's my classmate blerinë and jesus as one person, the one and only we should worship. the guardian of punsexuals

BESUS!

"imma pray to god now"
"no bitch pray to besus"
"who said i wouldn't pray to our beloved god?"

by Zandara November 22, 2019

beasus

She is a wild chica. She likes most boys and is always confused on what she really wants to do with her life. She thinks a lot about being a sugar baby, stripper, or a drunk bartender. Beasus always has one good friend that is an ass. She is very open with her body, and loves showing off her tits coz they fly af . She only gets self conscious when someone tries shoving their finger up her nose. She tends to take big steps rather than baby ones in her life. She likes to take dumb pictures of her friends. Crying herself to sleep has become a routine, mind you she is actually very positive. She gets good grades and knows how to get shit done. She wants to share her motos to the world. She loves partying; weed, alcohol and vaping are her favorite. Nevertheless she is very responsible. She loves her parents but it’s hard to please their loco behinds. Late night, deep conversation are her favorite. Music speaks to her and sharing playlists is her sport. She can’t act sober even when she is. Don’t worry bout shaving your balls for her, she don’t mind natural body hair.

Beasus is litty

by Chessbea May 15, 2018