Betive

The best mf person you will ever meet

Person 1: hey you seen my bestfriend she’s so cool

Person 2: mines better she’s betive

by Emilia t July 23, 2019

bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

Bertie

Someone who brings a bucket to a festival for no reason other than shitting in it.

"I heard he did a Bertie at download"
"Such a Bert"

by Danny Bremner July 11, 2020

Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Bertine

A girl who is a ginger and has a lot of friends. She thinks she is really funny, but everyone is just laughing at her, not her jokes.
She is also always from northern Europe, like almost a Viking, just not as cool and strong as one.

Yes, I have a Bertine in my class, can't wait to laugh at her.
This girl is such a Bertine!

by LastCupAlive February 1, 2021

bertie

To throw up/vomit/be sick.

Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

i.
Person at a party:

*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*

Everyone else in the vacinity:

"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"

ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."

iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."

by Rosaliiie May 7, 2009

Bertine

A girl who is middle eastern but is as ghetto as can be. She's fine as hell, though, so it's all good!! She has a lot of friends, is very loyal, and she is also a buma. She's typically referred to as «Berty Pop».

Damnn, have you seen Bertine today? SHE SO FINE SHE BLOW MY MIND.

Berty pop, this makes me... POP.

by elkmim5534 June 28, 2012