Bert McCracken

the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan

i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked

by Steph E. November 19, 2003

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008

Bert McCracken

One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.

There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.

Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111

Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.

by SLJ July 28, 2008

bert mccracken

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.

he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot

by your favorite mistake April 29, 2005

bert mccracken

The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.

I'm high as fuck now.

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003

bert mccracken

the hottest man alive.. very good artist and very fuckin fine
poetic

whoa.. she was hott.. hott like bert!

by sumone... July 13, 2004