Beluga

When you spit your drink out from laughing, similar to a beluga whale spout.

Leslie laughed so hard at that joke she beluga'd her Diet Coke

by mickybishop September 28, 2017

Beluga

noun - Beluga is an athlete in the open water swimming community who weights 200 pounds (90.7 kilograms) or more. Its equivalent in the triathlon and road running worlds is referred to as a Clydesdale who competes in the Clydesdale division.

That beluga has a lot of stamina in the ocean, but he really excels at swimming in cold water.

by Swimmer5 January 16, 2013

Beluga

Unintentional fart that cannot be suppressed or silenced. Qweef of unmatched greatness in smell as well as in volume. Smell constant in putredness and longevity, lasting up to three minutes in length. Usually leaving a stain or residue on the inner lining of the underwear.

The beluga came out of nowhere I almost shit my pants. I hope Nancy didn't see.

by El Sancho Panda August 26, 2004

beluga

beluga is a good and charitable whale, he helps ppl and is a hawt scripter

beluga, get back to work - undone
okay, sorry - beluga

by peacelocker125 January 31, 2018

beluga kid

annoying kid who uses "beluga", "hecker" or another character from the beluga youtube videos on discord, usually a raider or skid

yeah dude's a beluga kid

by bogos binted February 07, 2022

Beluga Heights

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse and instead of ejaculating on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!". His friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!". A random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, "JASON DERULO!!!"

Guy: "I'm Cumming!!!"

Girl: *closes eyes, opens mouth*

Guy: *punches girl in face* "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!!!"

Girl: "OOOOOWWWW!!!" "What was that for?"

Guy's Friend: "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!"

Girl: "What the hell is going on?" "Is that a camera?"

Random Stranger: "JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Girl: "Somebody KILL ME!!!" *weeps*

by White Guy on a Bike July 12, 2010

Beluga Whale

Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.

Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.

Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.

Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.

Steve: They must be hungry.

by Kobe24Mamba January 24, 2012