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Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.
My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.
by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020
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Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."
by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016
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Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.
I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.
by O-town daddy November 9, 2013
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negotiations

Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"
- "So is he your boyfriend or what?"
- "Nah, we're still in negotiations."
by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005
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negotiation

Person 1:Let’s make an negotiation
Person 2: alright
by 🦈 March 4, 2021
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bootiation

is a vacation with the sole purpose to find some booty
i need a bootiation. i miss ass
by shlampoufa January 18, 2025
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Deadly Negotiations

Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.
yo its that shitty Deadly Negotiations clan again that we scrim and beat them 1000000 times
by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009
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