Sneaky Beagle 

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls

Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.

Sneaky Beagle by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

begledygook 

language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of DIY and forklift jargon. Deriving from the infamous Lord Liam of Begley.

"Hey Jim, do you want to quickly nip to the local DIY store?"
" Nah mate, they all speak begledygook there and i don't understand it."

begledygook by lordliam February 28, 2015

Man Beagle 

An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".

That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!

Man Beagle by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011

Beagle 

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!

That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.

Beagle by Dog Hunter9988 June 12, 2019

beagle puppy 

Only the most cutest thing placed on this earth- affectionate, playful, clumsy and adorable!

Me: Look at my beagle puppy
Everyone else: drops dead from cute overload

beagle puppy by BeaglePuppy June 11, 2012

beagles ears 

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

beagles ears by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

King Beagle 

similar to Top Dog.

The King of the pack. The Ace.

never plural. Always capitalized.

"Man, take a look at that guy, he's King Beagle."

"Don't mess with King Beagle, he'll Chamberlain you!"

"You shoulda seen king Beagle last week, he walked straight into their yard like he was Jesus in Japan."

King Beagle by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008