baste

bastard (n.); short for bastard (though with a long "a" vowel sound)

Bainz is a big baste.
Roof ain't nothin' but a baste.

by wount January 27, 2020

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by Leon January 5, 2005

BAST

Short for Bastard

Ben, you sneaky bast.

by b ass t August 31, 2003

basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

by shants November 25, 2006

Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009

Basted

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.

"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"

by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009