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Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com February 22, 2011
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baron von doggystyle

Nickname given to Phil Brown who was known for his sexual prowess in the greater Pittsburgh area. Legend has it that he was a decendant of royalty and could perform doggystyle like a motherfucker. The ladies referred to him as half man half amazing. When walking down the street one would hear people whisper, There goes Baron Von Doggystyle, the world's greatest lover!
That guy can bone like no other. He is a modern day Baron Von Doggystyle.
by Dr Love Bone December 12, 2016
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Baroned

When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.
I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.

19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
by madDanD November 12, 2012
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Baron Von Dicklips

Baron Von Dicklips means a male cock-sucker.
Be sure to include your name or the name you want us to refer to you as or I'll be in charge of naming you, and I don't think you want that, Baron Von Dicklips.
by Mi Perro December 3, 2011
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Brone it down

The thing you say to a frat douche who doesn't know when to shut up about frat related things.
"Brone it down, Matt!"
by ducksperrys January 10, 2013
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Baron Kane Dyer

Next level talented. One of the nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
don't let his smashed grave yard teeth fool you because past that nestle crunch texture is a kind, whole heartily beautiful soul.

Has a footling pork sausage or lads lads lads he has his meaty beef curtains.
omg is that Baron Kane Dyer!
by Sven Abernathy May 26, 2019
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baroned

To be kicked out, to be fired, to be let go, to be ousted.
Mo got baroned from the hockey team.
by manc October 16, 2014
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