The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.
Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.
Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.
Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.
by JesieKonstantine829 January 5, 2010
Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.
by Meghin Barakat January 19, 2009
The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.
Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.
Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.
Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
by Jemy May 31, 2009
jack barakat is deffinently the second coming
by his_luver October 27, 2008
The hot mama of Jack Barakat (guitarist; All Time Low) known for her cameo in the band's DVD, Straight To DVD. Respected greatly for her lebanese vagina and for her love towards her son. Has a secret sexual relationship with Peter Gaskarth.. (father of Alex, the band's singer) but shhhh, don't tell. They like to get down with it during those dull boring nights in Baltimore. Joyce is also romantically linked with Peter's son and Jack's best friend/boyfriend, Alex Gaskarth.
by xXx fag enabler xXx November 7, 2010
Jack Barakat is a highly dangerous man who will steal your boyfriend namely alex gaskarth because he doesnt want anyone else.
' Jack Barakat please. Don't take Alex from me. He's my husband! Jack Barakat no- stop kissing Alex. Oh god Jimmy get out.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
by AFangirlOfAllThingsAmazing💙💜 February 8, 2019
she is beautiful, gorgeous, funny, very kind, has a heart of gold, and would do anything for you. You would love her and she is an amazing friend, I love her so much. She is athletic and fit, she has the best body but doesn't realize how beautiful she is. If you're friends with her, you are very lucky to have her
by FrannyM March 25, 2022