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Bank Robber Position

Parking your vehicle so as to make a hasty escape; Parking right in front of a store's entrance to enable one an "In and out" experience and not waste alot of time walking to and from the store to your vehicle.
Dude's in the bank robber position. Yeah, he must be in a hurry.
by Ed Monkey December 6, 2007
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The Bank Robber

When you are having sex with a chick, you get one of your friends to come in the room without her knowledge, and you switch places with him, without her knowing. You then leave the room and do something to attract her attention, such as going outside her window or going back into the room.
So I was doing this chick and me and my friend pulled off the bank robber and she was pissed
by littlebigdick February 6, 2009
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bank robber

student from Lehigh University who loses ~$4000 through online poker and proceeds to attempt to rob a bank to pay off his debt (unsuccessfully).
Lehigh University Sophmore Charged With Bank Robbery
Police Say Fraternity Brothers In Getaway Car
A class president (Greg Hogan) at Lehigh University has been arrested and charged with bank robbery.
by bank July 16, 2008
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Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.
Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...
by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018
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Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask
Last night Anderson made me a bank robber
by LAZY DAVE November 27, 2017
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Lemonade Bankrobber

A person who is a stellar example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. That means they have very low experience in a subject yet greatly overestimate their skills, which more often than not makes themselves look like an ass.

It was named after the case of McArthur Wheeler, who was the inspiration of the Dunning-Kruger effect experiment. He robbed two banks after covering his face in lemon juice, believing that as lemon juice is used in invisible ink, that his face would not be seen on security camera footage and therefore he'd be completely anonymous and never be caught.
Don't be a Lemonade Bankrobber, "whom" is the objective case form of "who" and "thine" is the prevocalic form of "thy" Don't throw them around willy-nilly to look smarter. All you look like is a pretentious twat.
by Trerry October 7, 2016
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