Is a most interesting girl you will ever meet she will steal your heart away in a heartbeat she can be a bit aggressive at times but she is good in the heart you should got out with such a girl with a great brackground such as her's
by 112233one twothree December 22, 2016
Get the Blossom mug.1. To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb)
2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
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Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*
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Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*
2. No example needed
by Yopmail User June 26, 2022
Get the Blossom mug.(n) One who was considered a loser/outcast in high school, but gains a flourishing social life upon entering college.
This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
Tom: Hey, isn't that the girl who used to each lunch alone in the band hall? She looks all outgoing and happy now. Even a little... sexy.
Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
by TirraLirra December 2, 2011
Get the college blossom mug.A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.
Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015
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Get the jason blossom mug.Bloss(y). Noun. -the feeling associated with the realization that you started from one bad position in life and now you are at a much better place from where you began.
Bloss(y). Adj. -exceptionally happy or overall good
-invented and coined by Joseph Lilly
Bloss(y). Adj. -exceptionally happy or overall good
-invented and coined by Joseph Lilly
by CrimsonLilly August 3, 2017
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