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Ball Park Phatty

A description defining a female's backside, or booty. There's different classifications of ballparks:

Class 1: 'Single'- a small booty, but is there. Not flat, and if the right clothing is worn will be visible. rumpkin pumpkin

Class 2: 'Double'- a booty that stands between phat and not a lot. There's some shape, but will be argued by many of people if it's really a phat ass. It can be seen from the side usually.

Class 3: 'Triple'- a booty that is phat without question. It's universally accepted. Commonly used in rap videos. Can be seen from the back, side, and even in the front. A booty of great anticipation that pays off.

Class 4: 'Homer'- a booty that is really phat to the point of too phat for the average booty gazer. One would really have to love butts} to want a piece of this. The booty thats seen from a great distance away.

Class 5: 'Grandslam'- a booty that one will find on porn sites. Ridiculously phat booties. Also in this class is booties that can be a little to sloppy because is almost impossible to have this kind of booty without having a lot of fat with it.

Class 6: 'Cycle'- The perfect ass. This distinction belongs to TOP video vixens, and females who's had their booties genetically altered. Cartoon booties
by Mr. Pea April 5, 2008
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Ball Park Frank

Super Sweet Slang for Penis. One possessing a ball park frank usually refers to theirself as the Hotdog Man.
"Have you met Ball Park Frank?"
by Ryan Ryan Ryan August 2, 2006
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ball-park figure

An annoying, grossly over-used term that dumb idiots think will make them sound cool if they use.
Some idiot called me at the office asking me to give him a "ball-park figure" on a divorce. I thought "WTF? Since when do divorce cases have anything to do with a baseball game?"
by glointhedark May 10, 2005
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Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.
While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.
by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007
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Ball Park Frank

When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.
It was a great night. Gave her the ol’ Ball Park Frank.
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE

It stems from and it is "STRICTLY ENFORCED" NO PEDOPHILE is allowed within out of TRANSIT 300 yards of any PARK.
COME upon these PEDOPHILE RINGS and what they do to BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and TWEENS as the MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE as blatantly saying SHOVE THOSE DAMN BALLS UP YOUR DRY ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE and BALLS of all kinds and materials is a must since it is an ENDURING for ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE to be PODOFEETED and have trouble SHITTING THEM BALLS OUT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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ball park wiener

"Yo I gave her the ball park wiener "
by AgentWashington March 9, 2017
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