Baldeater

noun.

A new aged pussy licker. A female who likes to lick vagina. She is pre historic and no longer eats vagina with hair on it.. previously none as a capermuntcher.

I want to eat you Baldeater and it better not have hair on it!

by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021

Baldreyan

When someone named Adreyan goes/is bald.

"Sup man, I'm Baldreyan.

by Baldreyan_cult_member August 21, 2022

dirty baldemar

When you’re eating a girl out and you’re too drunk off of Jameson and you puke and it rockets up her vagina.

I’m never drinking again, last night I was so drunk that I accidentally gave grace a dirty baldemar.

by Sirloin mckenna June 4, 2020

Balderas Syndrome

When a Mexican goes Crazy after realizing that his country is Doomed

Lady : Did you hear about the shooting at the Balderas Station?

Lady 2: Yes , that guy went crazy and ended up killing an elderly man.

Lady: why do you think he did it?

Lady 2: The time he spent in the U.S changed him, and now that he's back, he has realized that the situation here in Mexico is really bad.

Lady: that happens to a lot of people, they should come up with a name for that.

Lady 2: they came up with a name..they are calling it the Balderas Syndrome.

by Helden October 22, 2010

Baldesac

When someone is going bald in the front-middle of their head, and only having hair around their head.

Bobby is in the 5th grade, and he already has a baldesac.. Such a shame.

by yayem iyingio baw September 28, 2008

Baldoya

An individual that appreciates its hair, but has a slight chance of losing it or going bald

Damn that guys is Baldoya

by jfbed007 February 17, 2015

Balderas

A last name people can't pronounce correctly on the first try

Person 1: my last name is Balderas
Person 2: Bal-der-iz
Person 1: no Bald-er-ez like vasquez but balderas

by That one oddly specific thing April 21, 2020