Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.

John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.

by a_crow May 2, 2011

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015

baker's legendary

on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all

i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...

by dwyqxz January 22, 2009

Baker's Join

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010