burhanfan

A strange creature who appeared on earth approximately in the 1630's and died in 1643. His physical description is very bizarre, and has been described as having a blobbish sort of human-like body with a big head and instead of hair, random croppings of human fetuses each with a different random expression on its face popping out of his skull follicles. His very short life does not hide the fact that he made a remarkable impression on society at the time, largely due to his ability to be just really fuckin chill. It is not well known anymore, that on the fateful day of March 8th 1641, Burhanfan pwned the shit out of Santa Claus (well known at the time as a gigantic fuckass), then hit Claus' wife and 2 daughters in the shitter while Santa could do nothing but look on like the gigantic twat licker he was. Burhanfan basically owned shit. He was killed in 1643, on another fateful day in november, when he attempted to give a school of box jellyfish simultaneous dirty comanches. Although he was injected with enough toxin to kill 662 squirrels, he was still able to mutter on the brink of death: "just purgin'".

SANTA: Wurd bitch.
BURHANFAN: Someone's gonna get their dickhole smashed!
(Santa gets dickhole smashed so hard)

GIRL: Sup burhanny!
BURHANFAN: Bitch u don't call me no nickname! Now turn around, Im'a purg the shit outta ur rump!

by Fan of Burhanfan February 11, 2008

burhan malik

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don’t call him kfc he’ll cry, don’t you know he’s a burhan malik

by CraaadaMuad April 27, 2020

Burhans

To be burhanus with oneself.

"My Burhans be flarin' up!"

by Nutsack 69 July 14, 2003

Burhan Malik

Burhan Malik is the fattest wasteman in slough no one rates him cause he’s fat dumb

Burhan malik is dumb

by Velzinooo April 27, 2020

burhan

the handsome boy ever. maybe he is dark but he is nice boy

Wow! that is burhan. iwant to be a friend

by kepala bana kau January 28, 2019

Burhana

Bur means happiness and hana means welcoming a good charms is either wealth , beauty or positive vibes. In some urdhu meaning, Burhana defined as goddess on earth .

Every house should welcome BURHANA as it will bring us luck the whole life .

by Goddess on earth November 24, 2021

burhan

rare species of monkey found in SE Britain. unusually long arms and very small feet.
you know what they say...

burhan has large hands and likes bananas

by ruthio February 4, 2004